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Welcome to Knot Your Average Grain, a Veteran-Owned business specializing in custom CNC work and laser engraving. We pride ourselves on offering a wide range of services and skills, and we’re committed to bringing your unique vision to life. Whether you need a single custom item or a large batch of personalized products, we’re here to help you every step of the way.

Most of our work is fully customized to your specifications. Ready to bring your idea to reality? Simply fill out our Custom Order Form, and we’ll reach out to discuss your project and provide a personalized quote. We’re excited to work with you and create something truly special.

Looking for inspiration? Check out our popular items below for more details and product links!

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Meet the maker.


Welcome to My Workshop!

I'm so glad you're here and excited to share a little bit about myself. My name is John, and I'm the owner and craftsman behind Knot Your Average Grain. Before I became a full-time woodworker, I spent 20 years serving in the U.S. Navy, where I retired as a Chief Petty Officer.

I joined the Navy in 2001, right after graduating high school in New Hampshire. I began my career as a Fire Controlman, but after a few years, I transitioned to Navy Counselor, which took me to new challenges and experiences. During my time in service, I was stationed aboard the USS The Sullivans (DDG 68) for nearly six years and later became a recruiter, traveling across the country, with my final assignment in Buffalo, NY.

When I retired and returned home to New Hampshire, I knew it was time to follow my passion for woodworking. I set up my workshop on the beautiful Seacoast of NH, where I now create custom wood pieces that reflect the same dedication and precision that I applied during my military career.

Along the way, I’ve been blessed with an incredible family—my wife and three amazing sons—who support and inspire me every day. Building custom pieces in my shop isn’t just a career; it’s a way of giving back to my community and creating lasting pieces for families to enjoy.

Thank you for visiting my workshop—I look forward to bringing your ideas to life with the same care and craftsmanship that I’ve always strived for, whether on the job or in the shop..


Ready to Create Something Special?

We love bringing your unique ideas to life! Whether you're looking for a custom going away gift, a personalized plaque, or something entirely one-of-a-kind, we're here to help. Fill out the form below with as much detail as possible about your project, and we'll get back to you with a quote and any additional questions we might have for you.

Let's work together to create something that’s built just for you!

Some of what we do!

FAQs

  • Our current lead times are two weeks or less on most products. If you have a specific date you need something by, please let us know so we can try to accommodate.

  • Definitely! Fill out our custom order form and we’ll get back with you to discuss your ideas.

  • Definitely! This is something we do quite frequently, and something we’ve gotten quite good at. We might even be able to apply a discount for you.

  • We sure do! If you are at a location with an FPO/APO address you can purchase as normal directly through the site.

    If you need something sent to an international address, please just reach out to make arrangements.